Send McSnotty His P45

Of all the campaigns we’ve tried to initiate from YBC we think this could be the most successful one. The politically informed who visit this site will know very well that the (dis)Honourable Member from Kircaldy has hardly gotten out of bed to attend Parliament, in fact he’s been so scarce we are wondering whether his mothership has returned to earth to pick him up.

As taxpayers we demand value for money, and especially now when everyone has to tighten their belts we think it is important to get rid of dead weight. As Taxpayers Ltd we understand that sometimes hard decisions have to be made and as a “company” sometimes we have to “let people go” by way of redundancies. It’s never easy to make someone redundant and many factors contribute to how we come to decisions. In this case it’s pretty simple. As a manager of the country this employee was, well to be as blunt as possible, fucking useless. Now he’s been demoted, he doesn’t seem to have the motivation to want to do the job he’s been employed for, which of course makes our lives pretty simple. He has to go.

This is where you come in dear reader. Download this sample P45 Stick McSnotty’s name on it. Stick it in an envelope. Post it. Why not write a covering letter to go with it to tell him how you really feel!

Here’s how you send a letter to McSnotty:

Constituency Address

Gordon Brown MP
318 High Street,
Fife
Cowdenbeath
KY4 9QS

Westminster Address

Gordon Brown MP
House of Commons London
SW1A 0AA

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