You've Been Cromwelled!

An Ode to Labour by Sir Olly C (with thanks to South Park) Sung to Blame Canada!

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Labour!
Everyone: Blame Labour
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flippng houses so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Labour
Blame Labour
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It’s Labour’s fault!
Sharon: Don’t blame me
For my son Mandy
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he’s off to buy some man candy!
Liane: And my boy Gordon once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Labour
Everyone: Blame Labour
Sheila: It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Labour came along
Everyone: Blame Labour
Blame Labour
Copy Guy: They’re not even a real Party anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Labour
Blame Labour
Sheila: With all their socialist hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Harriet Harman too
Everyone: Blame Labour
Shame on Labour
For…
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

Oh MY God they killed the Ekennymy! Bastards!