That means don’t vote for John Mann MP Bassetlaw. Why not? Mannisms has all the details.
This page was looking a little boring so we thought we’d spruce it up a smidge.
Please help us donate to John Mann’s election campaign. It’s only £2.10 a pop.
Please mark the delivery address as:
John Mann
68a Carlton Road,
Worksop,
Nottinghamshire,
S80 1PH
We’re also starting a campaign to get a the word wanking changed to mannking in the Oxford Dictionary.
Please send an email to: oed3@oup.com and request the word change.
There you go John don’t say we haven’t helped! Wanker!
To help pressure “The Wanker” into making his expenses available and to see if they were legitimate expenses a petition has been set up. Sign it!
Dear John,
Just recently your mug has been passed around the internet with a speed similar reserved for naked pictures of Angelina Jolie. In addition there’s been an intensive campaign for people to vote against you. See here: http://youve-been-cromwelled.org/?page_id=354 we think maybe we here at YBC may have been a little harsh on you. It looks like the campaign against you is picking up quite a bit and we think maybe you’re going to have a hard time getting out of being seen well frankly, as a wanker.
We would hate for you to be totally unprepared for this role so we were thinking as a way to make ammends, of buying you a little something to help you in this role. For £2-10 is a bloody bargain we say. Please find attached an image of our contribution to your election campaign. You can expect in the post sometime soon. It will be addressed to your constituency office. Please have someone on hand to take delivery.
You can track your item here: http://youve-been-cromwelled.org/?page_id=354
We trust this will help you not get re-elected.
Your Chum
Olly Cromwell

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