Look at that beauty! Have you ever seen such an extraordinary exquisite digger before? Imagine a bikini clad Mandy, or a mankini wearing McSnotty driving this monster! We just have to get our hands on one of those… £4990 O.N.O.
Have we lost our marbles? No, not at all. Labour seem to be doing a decent job of digging themselves a nice, round, fat hole and as concerned citizens who know all too well that MPs hate getting their hands dirty we thought we might be able to lend them a hand, or a mini digger. So, welcome to the YBC Campaign to Help Labour Dig a Bigger Hole! Who’s in?
Yes we know they’ve had enough of our money, and we’re quite sure they won’t accept delivery of the digger, we could always auction it off as a celebrity digger and the proceeds to go to YBC’s chosen charities of Help for Heroes or the NSPCC. So think of it as your donation to either one of these very deserving charities.
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